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Aug
31st
Wed
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too much wanking!! RT @Akegag: My Hands, They Shake!!
Aug
29th
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@zennmaster wanking with a chain sounds very effective.
Aug
27th
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@dainton how many times has pritch actually been caught wanking?
Aug
23rd
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@rubyssweet1 is a wanking shitbag
Aug
22nd
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RT @tisblowny: Calling it a night before you end up having a wank.
Aug
21st
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Why is is that when ever I have a wank in bed I always end up cumming on clean clothes, guess I won't be wearing that tomorrow
Aug
19th
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Wanking http://t.co/R45ZINO
Jun
8th
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@LDN_Dick Tom Meighan has his head so far up his own arse the only thing he can hear is Serge cry/wanking over his new lyrics.
Jun
6th
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That fat caannt is prob pulled over having a wank.. Kid looked as is he'd jizzed in his pants a few times. #fuckoffunlessigetarefund
Jun
4th
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@carminekevin wanking just doesn't count